Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Утром я сказала маме
Что поеду гулять в Канны,
Только что одеть не знаю
Счас всю голову сломаю.

Мама мне дала партеру
Сделать платье на премьеру
Маловата та портера
Нету лифа... Вот так дело...

Но за то купальник есть
Что б прикрить девичью честь...
В украшеньях нет нужды
Я сама же со звезды

На ноги надену тапки
С бантиком, как у кацапки
В руки сумочку возьму
По дорожке я пройду

Скажут все что "КОРОЛЕВА"
Ну а я сверну на лево
Шею длииииииннную свою
И бочком вот так пойду....




@темы: стишок, бони райт

12:11

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Урррра!!!! Дитё сдало учебники! Это значит что учебный год закончился!!!! Ура! Ура!Уууууурррррааааааааааа!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@темы: про дитё, реал

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
11:05

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
10:39

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Уф... отпраздновали... Фоток много, но со мной только три, и плохие... :hang:Теперь дней десять можно не готовить...

@темы: про меня, реал

00:31

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Сегодны днюха у мужа... Ему исполняется нискажу сколько, но много... :tort:

@темы: про меня, реал

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
19:51

вопрос

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Что посмотреть? Сериал какойнидь с мозрами, а не одну красивую картинку...

@темы: ни а чём, про меня, реал

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
01:14

Аниме

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
00:17

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Giant Awake TV billboard

Goodbye Awake, Hello Jason Isaacs

NBC cancels 'Awake' (and 3 others)

Time to close your eyes for good,Awake: The Jason Isaacs drama did not earn a pickup for fall after a lackluster first season. It only averaged 5.07 million.


NBC also said ta-ta toAre You There, Chelsea (3.34 million),Best Friends Forever(3.34 million), andBent(3.05 million), three other comedies that failed to gain any traction this season.


The cancellations weren’t exactly a surprise, but then again — NBC just picked up another season of Whitney so Isaacs or Chelsea Handler could have received a stay of execution. To see all the shows that canned for fall — along with those that earned a pickup — check out our updated Death Watch chart.


NBC will present its fall lineup to advertisers on Monday in New York.

'Awake' star talks about accidentally spawning his own strange pop culture phenomenon

AWAKE


On May 24,Awakefans will say goodbye to Jason Isaacs’ parallel universes-dwelling cop Michael Britten in the season finale of the fantasy-inclined police procedural. And that farewell looks to be a permanent one following yesterday’s news that the admired but audience-impoverished show did not earn a pickup. However, there is a group of Jason Isaacs fans who never want to say “Goodbye” to the British actor — in fact, they’reonly interested in saying “Hello.”


Thanks to the puckish efforts of an award-winning BBC film review radio show hosted by DJ Simon Mayo and movie expert Mark Kermode — as well as its attendant podcast – the phrase “Hello to Jason Isaacs” has, over the past year or so, started to permeate pop culture around the world.Eagle-eyed viewers ofThe Tonight Show With Jay Lenowill have noticedits appearance in some of the chatfest’s visual “bits”;one attendee at 2011′s Jon Stewart-organizedMarch for Sanitycarried a banner bearing the slogan; and since February of this year, anyone using theU.K. version of Googleto search the actor’s name has been met with the message“Hello to Jason Isaacs”at the top of the webpage. And that’s not counting the number of times Isaacs himself has been accosted by strangers who wish to say “Hello” him. “People walk up all the time and say, ‘Can I just say ‘Hello to Jason Isaacs?”” reveals the actor. “I was walking along a canyon in Los Angeles and from the next mountain I heard, ‘HELLO… TO… JASON ISAAAAAAACS!’People who don’t know [about the phrase] look at these people as if they’re insane. Then when I try and explain the phenomenon, I trip myself up, because it sounds so nuts. It makes no sense.”


The origins of “Hello to Jason Isaacs” date back to the mid-’70s when future film reviewer Kermode and futureHarry Potterfranchise regular Isaacs were classmates at Haberdashers’ Aske’s Boys’ School in London. Although the pair were not friends, Isaacs made a big impression on Kermode. “I thought he was incredibly cool and aloof,” Kermode wrote in his 2010 autobiography,It’s Only A Movie: Reel Life Adventures of a Film Obsessive. “If truth be told I think I had a sort of schoolboy crush on Jason Isaacs, and I’ve never really got over it.”


That crush evidenced itself a few of years ago when Kermode and his co-broadcaster Mayo fell into thehabit during their show of saying “Hello to…” to a fairly idiosyncratic list of famous folks including actors David Morrissey and David Tennant, awesome Brit folk-rockers Fairport Convention, and Isaacs, who is both a fan of the show and a regular guest. In time, listeners picked up the “Hello to Jason Isaacs” baton and ran with it, much to the bemusement of the actor himself.“It is an extraordinary phenomenon that long ago separated from me and is rolling down a hill, gathering momentum,” says Isaacs. “It’s like I’m a fictional creation in [Kermode and Mayo's] life. But I love their show. I think Mark’s a fantastic reviewer. I mean, this started because I’m literally a fanboy of their show. And I always say ‘Hello’ back.”


Earlier this year, Kermode and Mayo teasingly suggested Isaacs prove his devotion to their radio show byhaving his character inAwakesay the word “ukulele” onscreen. For Isaacs, who is also a producer on the NBC show, it was a case of “Challenge accepted!” — and swiftly achieved.Which is why, on March 22,Awakeviewers heard Isaacs’ Detective Britten utter the line “He’s not going to be playing the ukulele in heaven,” while examining a corpse whose fingers had been badly mangled. “When I did that I got a note from the editing room going, ‘What the f— are you talking about?’” says the actor. “I said, ‘Youhaveto keep the line in. If I can ever wield my big stick as a producer, I’m telling you I want the ukulele line left in!’”


Whether the cult of “Hello to Jason Isaacs” has reached a high watermark or is only just getting started remains to be seen. But theAwakestar confesses that he is more than happy for it to go on and on. “It is perfectly possible that at any time in my life people might come up and go, ‘You’re a s— actor,’” says Isaacs. “So any time anyone says anything positive and doesn’t throw rotten vegetables is a victory as far as I’m concerned.”


All of which only leaves me to say a big EW “Hello” to Jason Isaacs.


And Fairport Convention.



Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69045557.html#ixzz1vG19ZbPV



@темы: Jason Isaacs, Джейсон Айзэкс

09:48

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
09:44

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Закон подлости... Мне помыли окна вчера, а ночью шел дождь...

@темы: нытье, про меня, реал

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
08:26

ягодки

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
12:19

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
Третий час в салоне красотыыыы-ууууу Я домой хочу... И не надо мне ни головы крашеной, ни ногтей красивых...(((( ууууууууууукуууууууууууякукукуууууууууу

@темы: ни а чём, нытье, про меня, реал

00:24

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.


@музыка: и все, все, фсе

@темы: Поттер, кляпонье, gif

14:18

Когда жизнь экзаменует, первыми сдают нервы.
11 серия "Пробуждение / Awake " самая сильная... А они его прикрыли! ИДИОТЫ!!!


@темы: Jason Isaacs, братцы фелпсы, Джейсон Айзэкс